Store

Ideas You Can Hold, Words You Can Wear, Chaos You Can Gift


Welcome to the official Chaos and Craft Shop, where you can:

  • Buy books that ask weird, important questions
  • Download monologues that break the fourth wall and the fourth amendment
  • Grab merch that makes people ask, “Wait… what’s Elegant Anarchy?”
  • Support projects that change lives quietly and permanently

This isn’t just a storefront.
It’s an extension of everything I create — crafted with care, wit, and purpose.


📚 Books by Brian Brijbag

Whether you’re into legal insight, spiritual reflection, or the anthropology of environmental risk, these works bring my full spectrum of chaos and craft to the page.


A lighthouse keeper of forgotten objects discovers that every lost memory leads back to him – and that the only way out of the past is through the doors it keeps opening.


💛 Support the Mission

You’re not just buying a book. You’re backing a mission.

Proceeds help fund:

  • Project Jubilee – Erasing medical debt across Florida
  • Rachel’s Room – Sensory therapy spaces in public schools
  • Pro Bono Legal Work – Helping families of special-needs children with guardianship, services, and dignity


🎁 Coming Soon: Elegant Anarchy Merch

Because chaos deserves a logo.
Check back soon for:

  • Shirts with courtroom quotes and existential dread
  • Elegant Anarchy mugs (perfect for coffee or contempt)
  • Stickers that make your laptop feel slightly more unstable