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Let’s be honest: the Bard has had a good run. Four centuries of English teachers whispering “iambic pentameter” like it’s a Hogwarts spell, theatre majors in black turtlenecks defending Twelfth Night as peak comedy, and countless people nodding solemnly at jokes they didn’t actually understand. But somewhere between a Publix parking lot and an alligator-infested drainage canal,
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A philosophical inquiry into fake tan, fire pits, and the fever dream of televised desire. By Brian S. Brijbag, Esq. It’s not that Plato would have liked Love Island.It’s that he would have understood it.Because beneath the veneers of lip filler and neon mesh lies an eternal truth: We do not love the person – we love being chosen